Benedict exploded with piglet shrapnel.
I haven’t been on Tumblr in like, ten million years.
And I’ve gained 7 pounds. What the fuck.
Anyways. My guinea pig Benny just gave birth to twin piglets, who I’ve named Alydon and Lycett (Anybody who can tell me what those names have in common gets a corvette), and they’re cute as balls. Lycett was born at 1:30AM and is black and white, and Alydon was born at 1:37AM and is a calico. Benny had ninja labour and didn’t make a sound, and I only noticed something was wrong because I heard tiny spastic kicking in the wood chips, sneaky little fuck. And my males keep screaming randomly now and my other female is extremely confused and wants me to cuddle her, so I’m going to go do that now.
Other Kat/BC.
